Monday, September 14, 2009
I missed the VMA's because I thought True Blood took precedence
The opening. Very appropriate. Even better because Madonna was up there in all of greatness. I love MJ and yes, I think people are crazy when they bring up his boy molesting. Puh-lease. He was crazy, but damn, his music was GRAND, large, hot, the best.
Russell Brand wants to be my boyfriend. He just doesn't know it yet. He makes me laugh and I really like watching him move around in those ridiculous pants. However, if a man I knew wore those pants, the relationship might be over. No, I'm kidding. I wouldn't be able to stop staring.
Kanye. Well, I am not even going to contribute to that craziness. Why are you so surprised? But I do need to say one thing. Beyonce is 500 times better than Taylor Swift.
Tracy Morgan. I care for him and his funny self. Eminem. I care very little for.
Lady Gaga, dang. I really love her and she is, I am going to say it, a genius. Actually, she just might be a genius at media stunts cause man, that g is crazy. And Michael and I totally laughed at the dancer with the thong stuck over his face. That was cute. Now when she broke out with the blood I almost lost it but instead, held my composure and cocked my head to one side. Another dang moment. My favorite part of lady gaga is when she broke out into the blood. Bring on the blood. But my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE GAGA MOMENT. See the pic. You gotta love that girl. (I really do) That girl knows how to get some attention.
Green Day. I saw them live in July and I fell in love. They deserve an OMGTSG. That stands for Oh Ma Gooness They So Good.
Beyonce. Oh hell. I really love her. I danced on the couch to her performance and then had enough nerve to look at Michael and wave my hand in his face as Beyonce does. I like dancing like Beyonce. She gets an OMGSSG.
Muse. They're kinda neat. Makes me want to wear black nail polish, black lipstick and fishnets.
[Michael just told me Patrick Swayze died. I might need to sing some "She's Like the Wind" RIP, man. I will watch Dirty Dancing before the week's end]
Wow, I really just saw Adam Brody. Long time no see. See the Russell Brand comments. They apply here too, except for the pants.
Back to Eminem. I used to really like him but he dogged two of my girls this year. I don't like him anymore.
Pink. I don't care for her much. But, I must say, that was pretty impressive. Was she really singing?
The Hills preview. Ok, I am coming out about this. I really love The Hills. They are so drama status. I crave it because there isn't enough in my life, really. Will Kristin make me not want to watch this anymore? We will see.
SNL guys. Jimmy Fallon makes me crazy. He is so fun.
VOY. I started dancing again when Beyonce came on. That was cool of Beyonce to let ol' Swifty come out. Might I add, those heels were fiiiieeeerce.
Rhapsody commercial for Jay-Z. Ooh, I liked that. I liked it aluht.
And then Jay-Z comes on with Alicia Keyes. It couldn't have been better. Can I move to New York now?
Oh wait, one more thing. I wonder if Kanye got jumped before and during the after party.
Oooooh, MJ is on again, the real King of Pop.
